Dan Schreiber and Andrew Hunter Murray

Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil

Jameela Jamil

Funny, Society & Culture, Disasters, Comedy Interviews, Personal Journals, Shame, Comedy, Jameela Jamil, Storytelling

4.7 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Comedy troublemakers Dan Schreiber (No Such Thing As A Fish, The Museum of Curiosity, author of The Theory of Everything Else) and Andrew Hunter Murray (No Such Thing As A Fish, The Naked Week, writer for Private Eye, author of A Beginner’s Guide to Breaking and Entering) join Jameela for an hour of friendship chaos, gig disasters, and stories that make you grateful for every bad choice you didn’t make.

Dan kicks things off with childhood misunderstandings, a karaoke nightmare involving his kid and the unedited lyrics of Grease Lightning, and one of the most catastrophic date-night micro humiliations we’ve ever heard. Andrew brings the bouncer years, the book festival where Jude Law mistook him for staff, and a zoo gig so bad the audience preferred to stare at fish.

Plus, a Misery Loves Company story about a disastrous hook-up with a neighbor.

If you like friendship that borders on warfare, ancient fish upstaging comedians, or men questioning their entire identity in front of Jude Law, this one is for you.

Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to wrong turns, the show where dignity goes to die.
0:13.5	I am always joined by my favourite funny people to tell me their tales of woes that all of us feel less
0:18.6	alone in this world of terror and trauma and
0:21.4	humiliation and joining me today we have a producer writer, podcaster and comedian who co-created
0:26.0	the Museum of Curiosity and as a co-host of the wildly popular podcast. No such thing as a
0:31.1	fish. It's Dan Shriver. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Not for my friend. Yeah. Okay. I'm also thrilled to welcome a writer, podcaster and comedian who is also a co-host of no such thing as a fish. And he hosts the podcast The Naked Week. He's a writer for Private Eye. And his latest novel is a beginner's guide to breaking and entering. It's Andrew Hunter. Hello. Hello. Wow. Wow. Wow. Actively booing is new for the show.
0:56.0	15 years we've been working together.
0:58.0	Yeah.
0:59.0	Feels like 16.
1:00.0	Is this the longest relationship either of you have had?
1:04.0	Yes.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:06.0	We used to have a tricky thing, didn't we?
1:09.0	Did you?
1:10.0	Well, when hold your horses, everybody, we used to have a thing where when I was attached, you were single, and when you were attached, I was single. And that's not saying that's why it never worked out between us. It just meant that, like, one of us being in a relationship cursed the other one to singledom. Yeah. Do you remember this? I do. I do.
1:28.4	And then also, because we tour so much with our show, we've probably spent more nights in hotel
1:33.5	rooms with each other than we have with our own wives. So, sure. But again, I like you. I'm fond of you.
1:41.0	He calls me a colleague. He's a great colleague. I think you did you kiss. Wow. Not again. We've tried this. So how are you able to break this spell? Have you broken the spell thus far? We have broken the spell. You're both in relationships. We're both married. Wow. Yeah. What did you have to do for this miracle to occur?
2:05.5	Get that one woman to agree to marry both of us was the hardest part.
2:06.6	He's bloody patient.
2:09.6	Well, fantastic.
2:10.8	How long have you been married?
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