Shannon Sharpe Won't Like This Bracket | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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When you register for the 2Bears 5K at www.2bears5k.com, you can also get tickets to the bears’ comedy shows at the Forum on May 9th and May 11th for $25 each. Tickets are available at bertbertbert.com and tomsegura.com. If you bought tickets to either Forum show BEFORE 3/25, get 10% off your registration with your Ticketmaster confirmation code. SPONSORS: Visit http://Kettleandfire.com/BEARS and for a limited time use code: BEARS to save 25% off your entire order. Head to http://policygenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS today to get 10% off your first month. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Visit https://NetSuite.com/bears now through April fifteenth, NetSuite is offering a one-of-a-kind flexible financing program. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave it's March Madness and Tom has a very special tournament bracket for Bert! Without giving it away it involves some man-love and some male celebrities. Tom also shares a story about running into Matt Damon in a men's restroom that ended with him going to his birthday dinner and Bert tells a story about some of the most memorable experiences he's had at live music concerts. Bert and Tom also discuss a solid birthday gift idea and dive into some performances courtesy of the Tiny Desk Concert series, before closing out with an AI art surprise. Bust some brackets ya'll! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 229 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Guys it is now officially ready to roll the two bears 5k it is happening and you can register right now if you go to two bears 5k.com it's going down may 7th
0:11.2	We have a lot of friends coming a lot of celebrities jellyroll
0:14.1	Shane Gillis Tim Dylan Mark Norman, Cam Haynes, Michelle Wolf, I'm forgetting names
0:20.0	that's how Stavi's gonna be there they're all gonna be there they're all going to be there they're going to be at the net
0:23.4	Netflix the joke festival they'll probably bear our 5k a big race and then a party we've got a
0:28.9	DJ it's going to be a fuck go register right now two bears 5k.com so like if you're laying in a bed and you get to pick
0:35.5	one dude to come and stand at the foot of your bed naked yeah is it Leo or Shannon sharp
0:39.6	it's Shannon sharp a quark naked with that fucking hog yeah just and it's gonna dump inside of you don't forget that.
0:45.4	blowing loads and I'm gonna hold it in.
0:47.8	Oh fuck! I'm gonna hold it in as long as I can.
0:51.0	100%!
0:52.0	Cheers! I hold it in. 100%.
0:53.0	Cheers.
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1:35.0	We are back, you're back in town, welcome back to Austin.
1:38.0	It's so nice to be in Austin. I fucking love this town.
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