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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Shane Torres has never seen Labrynth

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Shane Torres (Conan, Comedy Bang Bang) has never seen LABYRINTH! He rewrote it, and we read his script in studio. We talk about the last movies you bought, play some Before and Afters, Perfect Movie, and more! Kyle and Shane are joined in studio by Anna Gillcrist and Julian Kiani! Go follow the show on instagram/twitter, and make sure to subscribe to us on Himalaya+ for bonus stuff, early stuff, and a chance at an incredible prize or two! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Starbeams out of there.

0:02.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.0

this is never seen it.

0:12.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.0

What's up everybody? Kyle here. Today's episode is the best. What's up, everybody?

0:21.4

Kyle here.

0:22.0

Today's episode is the best.

0:24.6

It's with Shane Torres.

0:27.1

Shane has never seen Labyrinth, which is wild to me, and one of the first movies I remember really liking.

0:33.8

But you may know Shane, he's been on Comedy Bang Bang.

0:36.3

He has a Comedy Central half hour. He's

0:37.6

been on Conan a couple times. He had a really fun bit about Guy Fieri go crazy viral. I hate that word. But you know what I mean? It's so funny. Shane Tor is a good friend of mine. He's never seen The Labyrinth. And if you like Shane, go follow him. He's always touring. And if you're one of our friends in New York.

0:54.4

You can check out Good God at Turksks inn in bushwick on october 22nd uh Shane will be there he's so funny he's just one of the funniest people i've ever met one of the best stand-ups i know this script is incredible and we're also in studio with anna gilchrist who has never been on the show very excited to have her and jul Julian Keani, who's never been on the show. Very excited to have him, two of my best friends. It's so fun. Very excited for you guys to see it, listen to it. What does see it? I guess you can look at the little cassette tape thing on Instagram. Anyways, this is great. Shane Torres has never seen Labyrinth.

1:28.8

Enjoy the episode.

1:29.8

And I don't really know how to, I'm not great at knowing exactly how to say it, but we

1:33.1

are now on Himalaya Plus, and it's a super cool new place where you can, if you subscribe

1:38.6

to Himalaya, plus for our podcast, you can get episodes a day ahead of time. They're going to be, uh, ad free. You're going to get some bonus stuff every month. And what's cool is once we get 500 subscribers over on Himalaya Plus, we're going to be given away a super cool prize. I don't know if I can say what it is yet, but it is worth, uh, much more than the $5. It will cost you to subscribe.

2:01.7

And it's movie related, maybe TV related.

2:05.5

It's not like it's a big secret.

2:06.7

I just haven't decided what it is.

2:08.2

It's either going to be like a TV or it's going to be a year to AMC their ticket thing

2:15.6

where you can go to a few movies a week.

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