Langston Kerman has never seen Field of Dreams
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Starbeams out of there. |
| 0:01.3 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, |
| 0:08.5 | this is never seen it. |
| 0:13.4 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:19.9 | Hey everybody, today's episode is super fun. Langston Kerman is back. You remember Langston |
| 0:25.3 | previously had never seen Scarface. He's been in here with us a few times. |
| 0:29.2 | Langston has never seen Field of Dreams. And so he rewrote it. We read Langston's script. |
| 0:34.9 | We're also joined by Kenny DeForest once again. And it's a great time. He kind of nails it. I have Langston's script. We're also joined by Kenny DeForest once again. |
| 0:42.5 | And it's a great time. He kind of nails it. I have seen Field of Dreams. I've been to the field of dreams and played baseball there. And Lexington kind of nailed it. It's fun. It's a great |
| 0:46.9 | script. Never seen Field of Dreams. And so here it is. But let's do it. This has never seen it. I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where I have comedians rewrite, famous movies, and TV shows they've never seen before. Returning to the studio, having never seen Field of Dreams is Langston Kerman. Fuck, yeah. Oh, we have gone G-rated since last time you were here. Well, freak yeah. That's not even G. That's still a little like, it's still freaky. I don't know where the line is. Also back in studio Kenny DeForest. Hey, good to be back, baby. Kenny grew up in Springfield, Missouri. Gonna assume you've seen Field of Dreams. Oh my God, we had it on VHS as a kid. I've seen it probably 50 times. Wow. |
| 1:29.4 | This meant a lot to you, boys. |
| 1:42.9 | I was thinking about Kevin Costner when you sent the options and then when we decided on Field of Dreams, how all of Kevin Costner's movies are these weird, isolated Oscar Bate movies that never turn into a franchise. |
| 1:43.9 | Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:44.8 | Whoa. |
| 1:48.1 | He really takes big swings. |
| 1:49.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:53.4 | He really goes for it and it only pays off every once in a while. Even in the title, even in the title of the movies, the titles of his movies all sound like young adult fiction. |
| 2:00.4 | Waterworld, Field of Dreams dreams this could all be twilight |
| 2:03.4 | the bodyguard uh dances with wolves could have been a twilight oh yeah his uh his robin hood is awful |
| 2:10.9 | it's like it's so funny because at that point he's so famous that they're like he's like i don't |
| 2:15.8 | really want to do a british accent they're like that's fine I don't really want to do a British accent I guess fine yeah yeah everyone else is like alright we're all be Prince and locksley and he's like hey |
| 2:23.5 | what's up John it's me Kevin hey Kevin you mind trying no no no I'm not gonna do it I'm not |
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