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Instagram at Channel and XO and find me on YouTube for four new videos a week. Welcome back to the podcast, Schalliners and Happy Shallentines Day. Now the rest of the world might be celebrating Valentine's Day today, but we are not the

rest of the world, are we? No, we are superior. We are smart. We are woke. We are confident.

We are alpha females. And therefore, we rise above the Whitman Sampler Russell Stover holiday of Valentine's

Day into a new level of self-awareness and learning and growth. And today we're going to break down some of your Valentine's Day horror stories and

oh Lord have mercy do we have some, yeah, let's relax. We're going to take our deep breath. We're going to

roll our shoulders back, drop them down, elongate that neck. Take a nice deep breath into your belly and hold in through the nose

and out through the mouth.

Relax your ears, take the tongue off the roof of your mouth.

Get comfy.

Get in a comfy, cozy place, right?

One more deep breath in.

One. One. one.

Yeah, oh yeah, time to roast some fuck boys.

But I think you guys are gonna sense a theme in some of these, which is not just men suck. I mean they do, God knows that they do. But we suck too. In that, in so many of these stories,

we kind of like saw that it was coming or we feel

complicit in this heartbreak because we dial down our standards or sometimes

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