Shakin' T*ts for Cash on Netflix
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is finally able to make a HUGE announcement: she’s coming to Netflix baby! That’s right, her new comedy special, The Son I Never Had, is coming to a couch near you on October 17th. In the midst of the celebration she’s still taking time to hit the Absolutely Not Line to show some much-needed love to the theaters teachers, draw the hard line between making new friends and borderline stalking, and whether or not you should shoot your shot at a new sky boo.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at this same |
| 0:13.0 | damn time. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:23.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:28.0 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:30.0 | Listen, there's a lot of absolutely nots on this podcast and we get into it every week. |
| 0:34.0 | If you're new here, welcome. |
| 0:36.0 | But I'm going to go ahead and jump right out the gate with an absolute yes. |
| 0:41.0 | If you saw it on social media yesterday, you've seen the splash. |
| 0:44.0 | You've heard the news. |
| 0:45.0 | Hear ye, hear ye. |
| 0:46.0 | Your girl has a Netflix comedy special coming out on the big Netflix. |
| 0:55.0 | I don't know what I was going to call it on October 17th. |
| 0:59.0 | It is called the son I never had. |
| 1:01.0 | I shot it last year. |
| 1:03.0 | It was from the original farewell tour and I am so friggin excited. |
| 1:08.0 | You have no idea. |
| 1:10.0 | I'm going to have to get more Botox in my jaw because I've been grinding at night. |
| 1:15.0 | But I wanted to start this episode with just an absolute attitude of freaking gratitude. |
| 1:20.0 | I could not have done this without y'all. |
| 1:22.0 | And if you can see on my vision board up there up there, I put Netflix comedy special. |
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