The Bert Show.

Alright, you got something going on in your life where you just start dating somebody and

then there's the first red flag and you're wondering, is this shady or not?

Shady or not, the Bert Show will decide.

Are you shady?

You will be bad and shady or not.

If you say D, you will regret it.

She's wondering if it's shady because there is a closet in his home that he refuses to

give her access.

And she's wondering, of course, when somebody says, don't go in there, what's the first thing

you want to do?

Go in there.

Hell, yes.

So here's the email and if you have one of these, you want to send to us, do it at the

Bert Show.com.

Guys, this shady Sean quote unquote, and I have been dating for two months.

I'd say things have gotten to be pretty serious in those two months.

We now spend nearly every night together.

I'd say about four nights a week, we sleep in my place.

One or two nights we sleep at his.

Then the other nights we probably sleep alone.

And he is at my house.

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