Shady Or Not: None Of His Coworkers Know He’s Married!
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The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | So his coworkers have no idea that he has a wife and he thinks his reasons are valid |
| 0:06.0 | for keeping a secret. |
| 0:07.3 | Well, getting this shady or not here in just a couple of seconds. |
| 0:10.8 | Look, I want to give you this piece of advice right now. |
| 0:14.0 | If you have a security camera in your home that is attached to video, right, where you |
| 0:20.5 | can capture video on your security cameras. |
| 0:22.9 | Like a ring camera? |
| 0:23.9 | Like a ring camera? |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah, I have an Xfinity, so I can always go back and it's activated by motion so I can |
| 0:28.6 | see what's going on. |
| 0:30.1 | The best TV show right now in your house, if you have a security camera, is watching Halloween |
| 0:37.3 | night and trick-or-treaters come up to your house. |
| 0:40.4 | It is so entertaining. |
| 0:43.4 | So my fiancee tips me off to this because I guess she and Eliza knew this before I did. |
| 0:49.2 | You know what? |
| 0:50.2 | Let's just watch all the trick-or-treaters because Eliza wasn't with us on Halloween, so |
| 0:53.4 | they thought they were just like, look at all the cute kids that come up. |
| 0:57.1 | So they're sitting there and they're watching, right? |
| 0:59.9 | And we had this huge like bowl of candy out that should have lasted in my neighborhood |
| 1:06.7 | pretty much from about five to about nine. |
| 1:08.8 | There was four hours of candy out there, right? |
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