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She's been dating a dude for several months now.

Several. He's never spent the night

and she's never even been to his place.

She wants to know, is it shady or not?

Hi, morning.

Good morning.

Okay, so is it shady that he's never invited you over to his place since December.

Give us the Dietz here.

Yeah, okay, so we started dating like around the holidays.

So, that's like a weird time, so I didn't think it was weird.

Like he never spent the night at my place. I never spent the night at his, but he always

leaves my place by like 10 o'clock at night. And he says it's because he needs to let his dog out or like his dog acts up

when he's gone for two long. So I mentioned going to his place and he's like, oh it it's a mess or his roommate's obnoxious and it's just like easier to hang

out at mine because I live alone because I got it like that. But what I've asked like, okay, so why doesn't your

roommate let the dog out or something like that? He says his roommate won't do it

because he doesn't even like dogs.

So I was like offered to let the dog come to my place,

but he said he can't do that either because the dog doesn't like cats and I have a cat.

So I really want to believe him, but it's just starting to seem to me and like get a little old.

Okay, well, the first thing for me is like it's not uncommon.

I think it's more common probably that when you start seeing somebody, the dude hangs out at the woman's house

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