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The Bert Show

Shady Or Not: He Lied About Losing His V-Card!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

It was supposed to be really sweet… his first time, and her first time. Then they did it, and he said it wasn't his first time. #ShadyOrNot?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

It was so romantic.

0:02.0

It's like right out of a movie or a hallmark show or something.

0:05.6

It's his first time.

0:07.8

It's her first time.

0:08.8

Neither one of them really know what they're doing, but it's sort of romantic.

0:13.8

They're going to experience, you know what I'm talking about.

0:16.7

This thing for the very first time together.

0:18.4

Okay, and then it happens and then he tells her, yeah, that really wasn't my first time.

0:25.5

Oh, next.

0:26.5

You got something going on in your life.

0:29.9

You want to share with the Bert Show.

0:32.0

Hit us up at thebercho.com, especially these to find out if it's shady or not.

0:36.9

Shady or not, the Bert Show will decide.

0:41.2

Are you shady?

0:42.0

You will be fed in shady or not.

0:49.3

The Bert Show will decide.

0:53.0

If you shady, you will regret it.

0:58.6

I was just thinking I had the exact opposite of this back in high school was me and Debbie

1:02.3

Pierce.

1:03.3

I assured her I was experienced swordsman.

1:05.5

You're in good hands.

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