SGB #221 - Dolly Pardons

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: a bank receives a stern warning about the potential impact of alien contact on economics, a study shows that horses can smell our fear, early days of an investigation surrounding a woman who died after riding a rollercoaster, a woman claims temporary amnesia after stabbing her dog-killing ex, and news from the world of tasteless theme restaurants! See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Get into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:20.0	B Hey patrons of the Farts. Welcome to spooky gay bullshit. I'm Johnny. And I'm Tyler.
0:33.4	And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show. That's right, because it's Friday night. We're hanging in the Louvre, and that's the Rojo Caliente. We're hanging in the... Oh! That's Rojo Caliente. Because it sounded like a fart. Yeah. Bam. Thank you. How are we doing today? Good. Yeah? Yeah, great. Feeling feisty. Oh, hell yeah. I'm feeling like a work of art. Yeah, I'm feeling prickly. Uh-huh. I'm ready to do it. I got, oh, I'm gonna come out and let people know. Big change. I got my knuckles tattoo this week. Not because my dad died. I've been planning it for like a year. This is true. I can attest. Yeah. It's been in the works for a long, long time. I did exactly the thing that I've been planning on doing for like a while now. But I just finally did it. And I'm so happy. Mm-hmm. It looks so pretty. They look great. Um, I got the word folklore tattooed across my knuckles. Yeah. How's that? Pretty good. Yeah. And everybody's gonna know Johnny's the big, all swiftly. Oh, of course. Because she owns the word. Absolutely. She invented the word. I only became aware of it. Like, what, two years ago?
1:44.3	Yeah, you look up the etymology of folklore. It didn't exist until, like, what, 2019?
1:48.4	Nope, absolutely not. No, I have no interest in the subject other than that album. So that is surely my reason. So excited. If you can't clock the sarcasm, it is there and it's fierce.
2:18.6	Yes. And if you don't understand my interest in folklore, maybe listen to a few more episodes of the podcast. That's right. It will present itself. It sure will. Yeah, all roads kind of lead to it in my life. Hence why it's on Manucky. It looks so good, though. You picked such a good script for it. I chose like a black letter font and I just did like the outline and then if I want to I can fill it but I also just like the outline.
2:26.5	Yeah, that's it.
2:27.6	You have choices.
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