Cute Like a Lawn Gnome

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

What's it like to be you? This week, Tyler and Johnny are covering the Death Ship of Chebogue. Plus: alternate ways to take your daily Kool-Aid, Canada's Drag Race as another begins, and a seemingly-violent merfolk gets caught trespassing! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Check out our new and improved apparel store with tons of new designs! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky stories to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	Bhophe.
0:03.0	Bhop
0:04.0	Bhop
0:05.0	Bhop
0:06.0	Bhop
0:08.0	Bhop
0:09.0	B
0:10.0	Bhop
0:11.0	A
0:12.0	Bhop
0:13.0	B
0:14.0	B
0:15.0	B
0:16.0	B
0:20.0	B Hi, everyone to that's spooky. I'm Johnny.
0:31.4	And I'm Tyler.
0:32.0	This is a weekly podcast that runs on Kool-Aid, but like not mixed Kool-Aid, just the flavor crystals.
0:54.3	Just the powder. Raw. How do we take it? Do we just... Cinnamon challenge. Oh, just by the spoonfuls. All at once. Is there an anal option? Yeah, of course. Duh. It's faster. You know there's somebody out there walking around.
0:54.9	Oh, baby.
0:56.0	With a blue booty hole.
0:58.2	Yeah, with a blue raspberry and their pink raspberry.
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