Where do kings keep their armies?

I don't know.

In their sleevies.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys!

Yeah! Here's one.

Does anybody get more unjustified shit than meter maids?

Meter maids are very much maligned.

Well, because they throw a kink in your day. Yeah, but it's because of some shit that you did. True. And it's literally their job. Yes. I was, I picked up with one. No, I picked,

well, yes, but I was getting my car from the mechanic this morning. Everybody's all right. Everybody's safe.

And the guy saw that I had a parking ticket in there. And he started going off. He was like, fucking, he was calling the Mickey Mouse people. I've not heard that before. Mickey Mouse. But yeah, but it's like a, that's a fucking insult. Yeah, I think he's saying like, it seems like, it seems problematic. I think that he's saying, no, it's not problematic. I think that he's just saying they're like Paul Blart.

They're like, they're not real. They're not the real boys in blue. Yeah, exactly. But he was like, oh, fucking being he was all mad for me about this ticket. And I was like, I'm not going to fucking pay it. It's not a problem. I'm gonna wait fucking five months before I paid anyway.

But fuck, I'm gonna wait fucking five months before I pay it anyway.

But fuck, I was like, if they didn't do their jobs, like, they don't want to give you parking tickets.

They don't want to ruin your day, but you broke the fucking...

You backed them into a corner.

You backed them into a corner, so they had to do it.

So I was like, I don't, I don't sweat meter maids.

Again, mainly because I wait like a month before I pay a parking ticket anyway.

But I can't think of anybody more maligned.

What about the president?

Well, he's rightfully maligned.

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