kind of stepping on my toes getting in an uber and hitting hard with the conspiracy theory

taught you well his drivers from another planet right hit it boys

hit it boys It's Monday, and this should be the best that's Monday and people are pissed ever, because it's the funniest one.

Like, we might not be funny unbelievable. The story's the funniest.

Headline from Crave Online, people are ordering this giant stuffed bear are pissed off

at how absurd its legs are.

That is literally completely the story.

The Joy Face, 6.5 foot tall giant teddy bear comes in white and brown.

It will cost you $1.299.

Here it is.

Then you got a picture.

Nice, adorable.

Looks like a cute teddy bear.

Yeah, teddy bear looks pretty normal.

And yet it's not, as the bear's torso is completely disproportionate to the legs.

That's right, kids.

The bear seems to have human legs and purchasers are pissed off just check out some

of the hilarious reviews below i don't even fucking care about the reviews if we're doing any

video for this hopefully we'll be able to insert the picture of this fucking bear with real ass human

legs this one that i'm looking at the bear is like it looks like it's high out of its mind where it's, like, it's sitting and the, and the legs are just draped over the couch. It's fucking, this bear looks stoned as shit. This looks like when you're in, like, if you get into a twin bed and you're like, oh, huh, so I'm a little too, I'm not, okay, sorry. Like a lot of people, when you get into a twin bed, you're like, oh, huh, so I'm a little too, I'm not, okay, sorry. Like, a lot of people, when you get into a twin bed, you're like, I'm too big for this bed. Yeah, I never had that problem. Right. I realized that I was saying it. But like, I'll get into a twin bed and I'll be like, my, my body's just like hanging off this fucking thing. This is ridiculous. That's what this bear looks like. I think in anything, in a chair, in a queen bed, in fucking whatever.

This bear has the longest fucking legs that I've ever seen in my life. It's wild. All of the reviews are about the legs.

Like, there's no review that's like, a lot of people review things on Amazon, and they'll complain about things that aren't the product's fault. Right. So they'll be, so they'll be like one star, like, when we were, when we were putting together this set, uh, when I was getting, when I was looking at mics, the reviews on this mics, it didn't have a very high rating.

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