Sexual Bruisin' w/ Liza Treyger

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Kurt & Sherrod are back this week as comedian Liza Treyger joins the guys in studio along with Erin Gloria Ryan & White Keren as they get into their mindless love of crime shows, why Liza isn't voting, and minor sex injuries. Check it out! Become a patron and get access to our bonus episode with the hilarious Bert Kreischer & Kyle Grooms when it's released this Monday, October 31st! www.patreon.com/racewars See Kurt at the American Comedy Co. in San Diego October 27-29 americancomedyco.com/ Kurt & Barry Crimmins are doing another show at The Village Underground in NYC on October 15th! www.comedycellar.com/events/metzgerworse.html

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.3	It's what we do, baby!
0:09.9	This is Race Wars.
0:12.9	I have the power!
0:15.1	Yeah!
0:16.3	How's it feels?
0:17.2	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.1	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.5	And Charade Small.
0:20.7	Settled down, bitch.
0:22.3	Race Wars.
0:26.1	All right, we're back.
0:29.2	And this time, Sharad's late.
0:31.7	And I really want to fucking put it on him as I was just telling him when he comes in.
0:35.5	Like, he's constantly not professional.
0:42.2	Typical. But first, I will do my tradition of making my headphones work so I can hear them so I could be comforted by my own smoker voice uh I like your intro yeah I know it's hard to
0:49.1	start to show I know it gets bugged if I'm like running late or something because it's hard to
0:52.4	start to show without the other one no not you the like me the wrestling kind of sounding one yeah is that
0:58.5	I guess that was when we first started here stand-up labs put oh you know who it is I know exactly
1:04.0	where the music came from a guy named blue stalli who's German who like all his compositions
1:09.3	get used in stuff constantly, like podcasts.
1:12.1	You know what I mean?
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