Sexophrenia

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive headfirst into the chaos of "sexophrenia," as Rich gives us a peek into his too-sexy wild imagination. Nicole’s husband swings by to drop some linguistic wisdom, introducing everyone to the word trollop (you’re welcome). The duo then gets serious-ish, chatting about the importance of mental health while airing their parental worries about their boys individually. Rich shares how his kids pulled off a holiday prank masterclass on him, leaving him both proud and confused. They also take bets on which family members or friends will roll in late or stir up drama at holiday parties. And to top it all off, Nicole hits Keegan’s basketball game and accidentally turns one of the players into a walking meme by nicknaming him Gumby!

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0:00.0	All right.
0:01.2	Finally, it's almost the end of this week.
0:02.8	I just got to get through this week.
0:03.8	I just got to get through this week.
0:05.2	The balance on this episode.
0:07.3	There's an episode.
0:08.4	She, hey, she, we're getting crazy.
0:10.1	The balance of smut and like real talk and like kindness.
0:14.1	It's a little of everything.
0:15.4	It's a really, it's an emotional roller coaster and one that you should not let your child ride.
0:19.6	So please get them out of the room.
0:21.5	You've been warned. You've been warned. No, you've been warned. No, you have.
0:28.0	What's your name? What am I? Who am I? Daddy.
0:32.6	Ah, ha. Daddy. Happy! Jesus on the fucking bitching.
0:48.3	Happy Friday Eve.
0:50.2	Oh, hey, buddy.
0:50.8	How are you?
0:51.4	Oh, you know what?
0:52.3	Feeling okay.
0:53.1	Feeling okay.
0:55.6	Ready to rock and roll.
1:00.5	I just, honestly, I'm not trying to be like that girl, but I just need this year to be over.
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