Welcome friend.

To the How-To the How-To-Hoo heretic.

I'm Uncle Doug and I'm Uncle Dan.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Yeah, there's masturbation.

Never fear, that's why we're here! Where are your audio

uncles? With help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields. We're

going to share the stories and seek the knowledge we all need for building a

great life.

Something like that.

After all, you only get the one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

Tell you who! Hey Uncle Doug, here am I. You know what you know who's not here?

Uh, yeah, it smells so nice in here.

Yes, that damned Uncle Mark.

Uncle Mark's been fired by the podcast.

Yes, we've taken over and now it's our podcast and we don't need you Mark.

Shut up.

He'll find out when he listens to this.

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