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The How-To Heretic

Christians vs Watermelons - 107

The How-To Heretic

How to Heretic

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

5.0961 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week! We celebrate our 2-year pod-a-versary with the dumbest dinosaur story ever told, part 2 of the bizarrely incoherent story of Exodus, & Neil Polzin & Kim Newton of Camp Quest tell us about a summer camp that doesn't suck!
To learn more about Camp Quest, or to support the amazing work that Kim Newton and Neil Polzin are doing check out campquest.org

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0:00.0

Welcome friends.

0:07.0

To the How-To the How-To-Haretic.

0:09.0

I'm Uncle Mark.

0:10.0

I'm Uncle Dan.

0:11.0

I'm Uncle Doug.

0:12.0

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

0:15.7

That's right leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

0:19.4

But it can also be a scary world. Things work differently now.

0:22.4

Never fear. That's why we are here.

0:24.7

We're your audio uncles, and with help from good friends and experts

0:28.3

in all sorts of fields.

0:29.8

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge

0:31.9

to build a great life.

0:33.0

After all, you only get the one that we know of, so you better make most of it. Fellas.

0:47.0

Hello.

0:48.0

Welcome back Uncle Mart.

0:50.5

I'm so and what a day to be back guys. It's our second anniversary. That's right. It is we are we are two two years

0:59.6

Two years. Two years. That's right of unkeling that's right and shepherding the flock

1:05.7

through the through the valley of stupid that is religion the valley of the shadow of

1:11.4

dirt into this blind alley we call life religion. The valley of the shadow of Derp. Yeah.

1:13.0

Into this blind alley we call life.

1:15.0

So happy anniversary, guys.

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