If you're a typical listener of head in the office, then you'll know exactly based on this week's news, what news story we simply have to begin with.

If you saw it, you knew that we most definitely probably saw it and that we would be talking about it.

That's how good this one is.

We simply can't help ourselves cover this news story.

And really, it falls in line with everything we stand for.

That's right.

I'm going to read a headline.

Okay.

This is from The Daily Caller, a conservative news outlet.

And this is the headline, exclusive.

Senate staffer caught filming gay sex tape in Senate hearing room, parentheses, graphic.

Graphic.

No, obviously, we can't show any of this because it's exactly what it describes.

But this article is great.

It says, leaked amateur pornography shows congressional staffer having, not going to say it,

because, you know, I don't want to get taken off of YouTube.

With an unknown man in the Senate hearing room video obtained by Daily Caller shows,

the alleged staffer can also be seen in a photo naked on all fours looking back at the camera.

On the table where senators often sit and ask questions during a hearing.

And I just think this is like politics is so back.

To borrow from one of my favorite philosophers gauge uh to kind of flip the

quote a little bit uh for every we're so over we have a we're so back exactly you know what i mean

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