Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, August 1st, 2025 coming up on the program today.
0:06.2	Busting the Burger King Breakfast Bandit backfires Biggley.
0:10.0	Plus, Board of Education versus a fuck-hungry bitch, why you should not let a bat inside of your mouth.
0:16.6	And going on first dates just for the freebies.
0:22.3	Happy birthday to you.
0:26.5	Happy birthday to you.
0:30.2	Happy birthday long-legged Mac Daddy.
0:36.0	Happy birthday to you. are you to sing happy birthday
0:40.8	happy birthday koko oh my goodness happy birthday you gotta say happy birthday to what
0:52.9	timibu tini boo henson You gotta say happy birthday to what Please please the city
0:54.7	Timibu
0:56.0	Timmy boo henson
0:57.6	Oh
0:58.7	DC
1:01.1	Don't you touch my eyes shed
1:03.2	Out of what
1:04.2	This story
1:05.8	Instead view
1:07.6	Callie Don't you stand view? We're having a party, a birthday party, just for Tim, just for him, Tim, Tim Tim Hanson.
1:32.3	Give the candles a blow and cut the cake, get on the floor and
1:39.3	dance and shake. shake well happy birthday
1:47.8	to you
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