Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 30th.
0:03.4	2025. Coming up on the program today, I seem to have a lot of public masturbators in my neighborhood.
0:08.7	Plus, taking your brothers come up your ass for a Laboooooooo, redneck vampires are rising in the south,
0:14.9	and Google Street View cams just caught your fat ass in 4K.
0:19.0	All coming up today.
0:22.6	Distorted View Daily
0:24.3	proudly presents
0:26.2	Angry Jews
0:28.2	on public access.
0:30.9	Come to Judaism
0:32.8	the series, their viewers.
0:36.2	How dare anyone meet with the Antichrist?
0:42.8	This Pope, he is the Antichrist.
0:46.5	His name is Ratzinger.
0:49.3	R-A-T are the first initials.
0:53.0	Rat-Zinger, R-A-T.
0:56.0	That's his name before he changed it to Benedictine.
1:00.0	Benedictus.
1:04.0	Three!
1:06.0	The crook! The crook! The crook! This anti-Semitic pope you machoom shame shame on you and your pulpit rabbits Rabbits! Not rabbis,
1:28.2	rabbits!
1:30.1	So you need to do your thing.
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