SEX GOD
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
From Neptune to everywhere and back again. Our caller is in love, looking for joy, and figuring it out along the way. This one’s silly, heartfelt, and a little all over the place, just the way we like it.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who spends every minute of every day, |
| 0:07.6 | unsure of where things are about to go. |
| 0:09.6 | It's beautiful anonymous. |
| 0:11.1 | One hour. |
| 0:12.1 | One phone call. |
| 0:13.1 | No names. |
| 0:14.5 | No holds barred. |
| 0:17.0 | I'd rather go one-on-one. |
| 0:19.6 | I think it'll be more fun, and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:27.1 | Hi, everybody, Chris Getherd here. |
| 0:29.1 | I know not everybody loves a long intro. |
| 0:32.0 | This one's about five and a half minutes, maybe six. |
| 0:35.2 | If you skip about five and a half, you'll be right towards the end. |
| 0:37.7 | If you are skipping it, just know a lot of sex talk in this one. So don't listen with your kids in |
| 0:42.0 | the car. Don't listen in your work environment. Otherwise, enjoy the call. |
| 0:46.7 | Hi, everybody. This is Chris Getherd. And welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous, |
| 0:51.4 | the show where we examine the human condition, one anonymous phone call |
| 0:56.0 | at a time. And man, is that true this week? Can't wait to tell you a little bit more |
| 1:03.6 | about this week's call. Before I do a couple quick things. First of all, thanks to everybody who came out and saw my show in Honolulu, |
| 1:13.5 | that bar, Anna O'Brien's where it took place, is wild, instantly became one of my favorite |
| 1:18.3 | places I've ever performed. But to just give perspective, a caller who listens to the show |
| 1:23.4 | did DM me and say, I messaged a friend of mine who is in the Navy and stationed in Hawaii and said |
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