Sex Goals (w/ Akeem Woods)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2024
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and "ho-fessional" Akeem Woods joins Nicole to share his crazy sexcapades. He tells the story about his first Pride parade where he hooked up with a dozen guys in a single day, his experiences having sex with pornstars, accidentally attending an orgy, and having sex with a stranger in a Staples bathroom. He looks back on the time he was still in the closet and made a MySpace account for his fake girlfriend. Nicole gets fisted.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:02.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:07.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Please! Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:15.0 | Ohhoo! |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, baby, Oh, baby, |
| 0:24.0 | welcome to a new episode of Why Won't You Day Me, a podcast |
| 0:27.1 | or Me and a Cole buyer was trying to figure out why I was so |
| 0:29.4 | single for so long, even though you could drive me to Fresno, leave me there, drive back to my house, and then I took the bus home, and then I walk in the door, and then you go, |
| 0:42.0 | a man, you fucking came back. I would date you. Okay, my |
| 0:45.2 | guest today is a very funny comedian that's been featured on the late |
| 0:49.3 | late show and pause with Sam Jay and you can see him now touring the country. It's Akem! |
| 0:56.0 | Wuh! |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:58.0 | Bois! |
| 1:00.0 | Akem, how are you? |
| 1:02.0 | I'm great. I love that I just saw your cute little cat running around. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh, wow, wow, okay, it's not a cat, it's a dog. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, it's a dog oh it's a dog why can't tell either I go to |
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