Don't Break Up Like This! (w/ Ryan Beck)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Ryan Beck (Girl Code) joins Nicole to discuss the worst places to be broken up with and debate when it’s acceptable to end a relationship over text. Nicole shares her experiences with threesome requests at meet & greets and the time she and her friend hooked up with long-lost brothers on a set of bunk beds.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:02.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:07.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Please! Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:15.0 | Ohhoo! |
| 0:17.0 | Ohhoo! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh! |
| 0:20.0 | Oh, baby! Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me a Podcast or Me |
| 0:27.3 | Nicole Byer. I was trying to figure out why I was so single for so long |
| 0:31.9 | even though you could give me a bottle of your cum and say, |
| 0:36.8 | this is actual guerrilla glue. |
| 0:38.8 | Ha ha ha ha! |
| 0:49.0 | My guess today is a comedian. I really got myself with that one. Who's been featured on Comedy Central, MTV's Girlcoat, and The Daily Show. |
| 0:54.8 | And he's a friend. |
| 0:55.6 | I've known him for so long. |
| 0:56.9 | I once woke him up because I was trying to make Carbonara. |
| 1:00.1 | But I scrambled those eggs real good. |
| 1:02.4 | It's Ryan back! |
| 1:05.8 | Boop be you boop boopo boop boop boopo boop |
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