Freaks, I bet you didn't know it was National Orgasm Week. Break out the string-lighted Benoit

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Maybe not marmalades.

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That's right.

Clip these mini car battery-like looking things to your tits and feel the rush.

Twelve powerful functions of vibration will send a shockwave of pleasure and maybe a little

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We are living in the future, freaks.

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What's better than a cock ring?

A cock ring with steel balls swinging and banging your woman's pussy, of course.

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But there's three balls hanging at the bottom, clicking and clacking.

It reminds me of that office toy Newton's cradle or a bunch of tiny wrecking balls looking

to demolish cunt.

And, you know, this is the week to demolish cunt.

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