Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se
My Therapist Ghosted Me
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🗓️ 24 May 2024
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're not going to be here. |
| 0:03.0 | You're not. You know. Hello welcome to my therapist ghosted me with me, Vogue Williams and... |
| 0:20.0 | It's Joanne McNally streaming live from Abu Dhabi. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh you're still an Abu Dhabi? |
| 0:26.0 | I thought you would have gone to Dubai by now. |
| 0:29.0 | No, Dubai's dead to me. I'm all about the Abu Dab. |
| 0:32.0 | Abu, I can't, I just hear it in Kevin Bridges, a Scottish accent now. |
| 0:37.0 | Abu Dabi! |
| 0:38.0 | Abu Dabi! |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.0 | Sorry, the phone's popping there, I'm very popular over in Abu Dhabi. Sorry do you know that Abu Dhabi can text your phone themselves? |
| 0:51.0 | No but it's Dubai I, I'm sure Dubai can like control your mind and shit and Abu Dhabi. I'm sure they're able to do that kind of stuff over there. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm really sorry my children have just so she she walked in and she's like I want to do a |
| 1:06.3 | poo and I was like she she we have four bathrooms please yeah but I was like please please can you use another bathroom. |
| 1:12.5 | And she's now decided that Daddy is not gentle enough |
| 1:15.3 | when he wipes her bums. |
| 1:16.2 | So I have to be the only one in the world who wipes her bum |
| 1:18.9 | because I do it gently. |
| 1:21.4 | Tell him now, he's doing that on purpose. That's one of those classic things where if you do a shit job |
| 1:28.0 | They won't ask you to do it again people do j- I wouldn't put it past him that that's a strategy that he's chosen to take. |
| 1:34.0 | Well you know I made spaghetti bolognese for them the other day and I put red wine in it and they |
| 1:38.3 | hated it so I never have to make it again. That's how I make my bolognese? |
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