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My Therapist Ghosted Me

MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't know they were legally allowed to eat your face"

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

This week, everybody fancies Vogue, Joanne gets her face eaten by mosquitos but no bites on Hinge!

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0:00.0

Welcome to the team Jack so here you'll find your crouching desk.

0:04.0

Oh great I've been meaning to crouch more.

0:08.0

Now your team is right down this hallway.

0:11.0

It's quite narrow.

0:12.0

How did this not come up in the interview? And finally here is the

0:17.6

conference cupboard. Where do I put my legs?

0:21.3

Feel like nothing about your job fits. Find where your skills fit in with legs. This record has already started like an episode of faulty Taurus.

0:44.0

Yeah.

0:45.0

We're like to shook about this.

0:47.0

To me, to you, to me, to you, there's been a lot of drop-off, a lot of technological difficulties. Stop.

0:55.0

I've been in and out.

0:56.0

No, and stop.

0:58.0

In and out, like a fiddler's elbow, but you're here now.

1:01.0

I'm here, I'm back in house I just arrived and the taxi driver he

1:04.4

picked me up for the airport I just flagged a taxi at the airport I got lucky and he

1:08.8

was like I brought you to to Leo Burrttox and I was like oh and he was like yeah years ago you and your friend Joan the

1:16.2

comedian I was like Joan.

1:18.0

We were.

1:19.0

Sorry I don't think Joan and I go to Leo Perdock's

1:24.4

Heather.

1:25.4

Who is this man?

1:27.2

Accused me have eaten chips.

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