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The Empty Bowl

Seventy-Two

The Empty Bowl

Justin McElroy

Health & Fitness

53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

This is the seventy-second episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Superman misses an opportunity, Cheerios misses the point, and we ponder a world where there's only one cereal company. 

Transcript

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0:30.0

People always ask the captain to crunch itize them.

0:41.6

And usually he's willing.

0:43.6

But what about the days when he doesn't have enough crunch to go around?

0:48.6

I think we've all been there.

0:51.4

Those are the days where I might ask that you consider giving the captain a little bit

0:58.5

of your crunch.

0:59.5

Because that's the only way we're going to get through this thing.

1:03.3

Hello.

1:04.3

Welcome to the empty bowl of meditative podcast about cereal.

1:11.3

My name is Justin McRoy and I'm a cereal enthusiast.

1:15.6

And my name is Dan Gubair and I am a cereal renaissance man.

1:19.9

I can prepare it.

1:22.2

I can eat it.

1:24.6

And I can give my opinions on it.

1:26.6

I can do it all.

1:29.3

He's fending them off with a stick.

1:34.4

Dan, normally I tell people that this is a meditative podcast about cereal and that they're

1:40.3

only job for the next 30 minutes or so is to relax and just think about cereal.

1:47.5

But we just don't have time for that because we're so loaded down with great news and

1:54.6

reviews.

1:56.0

I've tried some new stuff.

1:57.6

You've tried some new stuff.

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