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The Empty Bowl

Seventy-Three

The Empty Bowl

Justin McElroy

Health & Fitness

53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

This is the seventy-third episode of The Empty Bowl, in which our milk turns green, pink, and...bean flavored?

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0:30.0

Summer may be lurching towards a conclusion here in my hemisphere, but I say summer is a

0:43.6

state of mind.

0:45.6

Anytime you can crack open coconut and fill it with cereal, the milk's already in their

0:55.4

folks, I'm just saving you a step. I think that's summer to me.

1:02.0

Hello and welcome to the empty bowl of meditative podcast about cereal. My name is Justin McAroy

1:09.6

and I'm a cereal enthusiast.

1:13.3

And my name is Dan Gubair and I'm a little disappointed you didn't use that intro to

1:18.0

make a joke about this being the saw days of summer.

1:22.0

Oh, see, that's why you're the professional and I'm just an appreciator.

1:27.2

There was a vein popping out on my head as you were reading that trying to just burst

1:31.9

in.

1:32.9

Well, this show is meant to do nothing but stress you out, Dan.

1:36.3

So obviously it's working as intended. It's been a little while since we've had an

1:41.3

episode. Apologies for that. It's been a wild month.

1:46.2

But we're here now. We've got a huge boat. This is the way you fix the, the, the, the

1:50.2

earth of cereal news is you just waste. There's more of it. Just keeps coming.

1:55.9

Hiles up like junk mail. What is the, what's the first thing on your, on your agenda?

2:03.0

Dan.

2:04.0

So I would say the, the hottest news story, so to speak, would be Sinafwago toast crunch,

2:13.0

which is a soon to be Walmart dot com exclusive variety of cinnamon toast crunch. It's releasing

2:22.6

on August 12th. So mark your calendars for possibly the first ever outright spicy cereal.

2:32.5

Wow, that's huge. Yeah, it seems like in recent years, cereal makers have tried to do

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