Settled Accounts | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.6 | We love having you guys listening to the podcast, and we just speak blessings over you and your family. |
| 0:07.4 | We sure hope you enjoy these podcasts, and we are praying for you and believing for God's very best in this holiday season. |
| 0:15.1 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:16.6 | It's great to be with you today, and I hope you'll stay connected with us throughout the week. |
| 0:22.1 | We have a daily podcast that you can download. |
| 0:25.3 | You can go to our YouTube channel, watch the messages anytime, or of course you can follow us on social media. |
| 0:30.9 | I promise you this, we'll keep you encouraged and inspired. |
| 0:34.3 | Thanks for tuning in, and thanks again for coming out today. |
| 0:37.2 | And I like to start with something |
| 0:38.7 | funny and this is just a joke. Please don't be offended, but I heard about this man. He was sitting |
| 0:44.7 | in a dark restaurant. He said to the lady next to him, would you like to hear a blonde joke? |
| 0:50.3 | The lady said, well, before you tell me, you should know that I'm blonde, six foot tall, and a professional bodybuilder. |
| 0:57.4 | The lady next to me is blonde, six foot two, and a professional wrestler. |
| 1:02.3 | And the lady next to her is blonde, six foot five, and the kickboxing champion of the world. |
| 1:08.3 | Now, do you still want to tell me? |
| 1:10.3 | He thought about it a moment, said, |
| 1:11.8 | no, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times. I may need to ride home today, but here we go. |
| 1:19.0 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:26.4 | Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly |
| 1:29.7 | confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. In Jesus' name, |
| 1:37.1 | God bless you. I want to talk to you today about settled accounts. We all have to deal with unfair situations and people that do us |
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