Divine Detours | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.6 | Thanks for listening to the podcast, and we want to tell you how much we love you. |
| 0:06.9 | Trusting you're going to have a blessed Christmas season with you and your family. |
| 0:10.9 | Know that we pray for you every day, just speak in God's blessings and favor. |
| 0:16.0 | We love you. |
| 0:17.0 | We are praying for you, and we hope you have a very merry Christmas. |
| 0:20.4 | Enjoy the podcast today. |
| 0:22.5 | Well, God bless you. It's great to be with you today. I hope you'll stay connected with us during |
| 0:28.0 | the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in |
| 0:34.2 | person. We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:42.9 | But I like to get started with something funny and heard about this man that got a new dog and he was having a terrible time training him. On the verge of despair, he came across a charismatic |
| 0:49.1 | evangelist who said, leave the dog with me. I'll have him trained in no time. The next week the owner returned. The evangelist picked up a stick, threw it, said fetch. |
| 0:59.6 | The dog took off, picked it up, brought it right back. The evangelist said, drop. The dog immediately |
| 1:05.1 | dropped it. The owner was so impressed. He said, can I try? The evangelist said, sure. The owner looked at the dog and said, |
| 1:12.7 | heal. The dog lifted up his paw, placed it on the men's forehead, said, I command you sickness to |
| 1:17.9 | leave. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says |
| 1:26.2 | I can do. Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:29.9 | I boldly confess. |
| 1:31.6 | My mind is alert. |
| 1:33.1 | My heart is receptive. |
| 1:34.7 | I will never be the same. |
| 1:36.4 | In Jesus' name. |
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