What's the delas? Welcome to Long Days. What a time on the planet we have.

Elliott Page has no tits, also lost her name, but still has the pushpuss. Rachel Maddo is scared.

She's scared. I mean, what if? What if she gets it wrong? And yells at somebody without a mask

who happens to actually be an ally? Easy. Just look at the short hair. And if they smell like

spilt beer and wet dogs are a purple hair, just assume they're vaccinated. Problem solved.

John Cena worked the balls. Kissed the asshole of China. Very nice.

We have a mask shooting in San Jose, California. Eight people are dead. And it's 91 degrees.

That's like a weather report at this point. Epstein definitely, definitely killed

himself while guards were on duty. And we still don't know what happened.

AOC is a Vietnam war veteran and deserves benefits at the VA hospital.

What else is going on? I'm sick of Dave Chappelle's black and white photos with his crew

on everyone's fucking Instagram. We get it. You're dramatic. You're cigarette smoking your pictures.

You're doing long-winded fucking speeches that sound like your Frederick Douglass or

you're some fucking poet like T.S. Elliott. Get back to the jokes and put your

fucking Instagram photos in color because you're starting to annoy me.

You got $400 million. Go fuck yourself. What is it, Juliet?

Yeah.

When you all tucked up in the neighbor mall and the news online going on and on

what's right and wrong and then something up. Now he comes a great kid.

You know you can trust from a true whosoose. It can lose in camera to the fake

politics and the propaganda. It is kids screwed in. Got a lot to say.

Oh shit. It's about to be a long day.

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