Oh, hello everybody, how are you? Welcome to another episode of Long Days with Janus

Papis. What a week in the United States of Amazon, the USA. Amazon bought something

else, MGM. So now I think they own 100% of the United States. West Virginia, know your

clientele. They are offering a lottery for vaccines. You get yourself $1 million or a

gun. Line up America. Texas, big walk out in the Texas local legislature. Didn't know

local politics were important until we're threatening to become a banana republic like

Venezuela. But the Democrats walked out and put everyone who wants voting right restrictions

on fucking notice. But then their paralyzed governor said, we'll cut your pay if you

keep fucking around from his wheelchair. We call him Yeeha FDR because he's from Texas.

What else is going on? Coachella's back. So drugs. Floyd Mayweather is fighting Logan

Paul, Jake Paul's fighting Tyrone Woodley, and I'm fighting Whitney Cummings. What's up,

guys? I don't know what to tell you guys. I really don't. I think nowadays it's all about

who you fight. You got to get a good fight going on. You got the Logan brothers who are

holding down YouTube for Gen Z and maybe some of the younger millennials. And then you

get the Weinstein brothers. They're kind of like the Paul brothers of the pseudo intellectual

internet characters. They, um, they're two guys who, uh, I would like to see a fight between

the Paul brothers and the Weinstein brothers. That'll be fine. I'll be fine. First, don't

do a fight. So we'll just watch the Paul brothers beat the shit out of them. Okay. And then

they could do like a science quiz so we can finally find out if Jake Paul knows how

to read. I mean, here's the deal. If you get famous on YouTube when you're like 16 or

17, right? And where are they from? They're from like a Milwaukee. They're from Ohio.

So there's a good chance that they've never seen words, right? Like they got to have somebody

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