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Therapuss with Jake Shane

Session 02: Culpa Payton

Therapuss with Jake Shane

Jake Shane

Comedy

4.8874 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Nothing a little culpa mia can't fix. Tell Me What's Wrong at passthatpuss.com Follow Me! Instagram @passthatpuss TikTok @octopusslover8 Follow Payton & Julia! @juliamervis @paytonpurther Listen to "THERAPUSS" Spotify: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1BHDdC0OVuHqZ706FobfOF⁠ Apple Podcasts: ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/therapuss-with-jake-shane/id1723626781⁠ Amazon Podcasts: ⁠https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/93117357-1f23-46e1-8f26-88f5182a68b8/therapuss-with-jake-shane⁠ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@octopusslover8

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0:00.0

Hi Pussies and Welcome to Therapeus where we give you quality care from unqualified experts.

0:15.2

Hopefully you will leave with a prescription that suits your needs.

0:19.6

So I thought what better way to start off your session of therapists with talking about well me let me just tell

0:27.7

you about what I've been feeling this week so I've honestly think I've had a pretty good

0:31.0

week and like thinking I had a pretty good week. My only issue is that my stomach's

0:36.9

really been hurting and I've convinced myself I have a parasite because

0:41.4

Brett got this thing when she came back from Mexico and her

0:44.1

stomach was like all over the place and then like she was talking about it and

0:47.5

then everyone was like oh it's a parasite and I like I'm knowing that parasites

0:50.9

aren't contagious but like for some reason like I'm just

0:53.0

feeling like I have a parasite even though I don't just like everything I eat

0:56.8

makes my stomach hurt which I know it's like preached to the choir everyone's

0:59.8

fucking stomach hurts all the time but like my stomach's like really been hurting all the time.

1:04.0

What I've found is a good solution to my stomach hurting is drinking water.

1:08.4

I don't do that really at all or enough, but then when I do drink the water my stomach like stops hurting

1:15.0

for a second and then it starts hurting again. Anywho, that's been definitely

1:19.2

taking a toll on how I've been feeling. But while OCD has basically kind of not gone away but has gotten a lot less bad

1:27.4

Like it's very much easy for me to like you know like be like okay enough like my anxiety hasn't and I was just thinking that like

1:36.8

Prozac was like supposed to like not cure my anxiety but like help and it feels like almost it's not helping anymore it just

1:46.4

stabilized me which is like what was I like before this when I told my psychiatrist

1:50.2

out a few years ago she's like great, I can put you on something else,

1:54.2

is like gonna make you gain weight.

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