Hello, Pussies, and welcome to the very first episode of Therapus, where we give you quality care from unqualified experts.

The idea for this podcast started when I did my, if you remember, my tell me what's wrongs on my Instagram story and those started because I

struggle with a lot of anxiety myself and I like ran through therapists when I

was younger like ran through them.

Like, I just wasn't listening to anyone, like,

none of them were really funny, like,

none of them were really getting me.

And I was thinking, like, what if I started to give advice?

Oh, I have to say this before we begin. I'm obviously not a

legit doctor so like I can't be like this is actual advice. I mean like I haven't

really tested out the legalities of this or anything but like I'm just like telling you now like I'm not

I don't have a PhD in this which you guys obviously know all these certificates from post university are fake

If you guys haven't noticed already on my website,

there's a Tell Me What's Wrong feature,

and I'm going to be using those submissions

in Therapists live in action with me and all my guests which will be awesome.

Yeah you know I was planning on sitting here and talking to you guys for like a solid

10 minutes but I honestly really don't know what to say.

I'm staring at my girl Bajoules because she is the very first guest of Therapist.

So why don't we just welcome her in right now.

Please give a warm round of applause

with all your wetest tentacles to my girl Julia Mervis.

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