Sesame Street Friends: Cookie Monster, Elmo, & Oscar The Grouch

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Stephen is joined in the confessional by a muppet who doesn't take internet safety seriously enough, because he always allow cookies (Original Air Date: April 13th, 2018). Then Colbert plays the optimist to Oscar the Grouch, author of "The Pursuit of Grouchiness," in a catchy new song called "Things Are Going To Get Better (Before They Get Worse)" (Original Air Date: April 9th, 2019). And Elmo doesn't see the similarities between his new show "The Not Too Late Show with Elmo," and Stephen Colbert's "Late Show" (Original Air Date: May 18th, 2020). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg.
0:09.0	You know, ladies and gentlemen,
0:11.0	it's no secret that I'm a Roman Catholic,
0:13.0	but I don't get to church as often as I should
0:16.0	because they don't have an omelette bar.
0:18.0	And the thing I miss most about going to church
0:21.0	is going to confession.
0:23.0	So if you don't mind, right now,
0:25.0	I'd like to confess to you, my audience.
0:27.0	You won't tell anybody, right?
0:29.0	Oh, of course not.
0:31.0	Great.
0:32.0	This is Stephen Colberg's Midnight Confessions.
0:51.0	Standard disclaimer.
0:53.0	I don't know if these are technically sins
0:55.0	but I do feel bad about them.
0:57.0	Okay, we'll be right back.
1:05.0	Forgive me, audience.
1:07.0	Whenever someone offers to show me a card trick,
1:10.0	I disappear.
1:20.0	That don't floss.
1:22.0	So instead, I eat a lot of angel hair pasta.
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