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🗓️ 16 July 2023
⏱️ 27 minutes
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0:00.0 | It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg. |
0:09.0 | Welcome back everybody. |
0:11.0 | My next guest is a comedian and an actor |
0:13.0 | who's appeared on a rest of development, |
0:15.0 | Louis and in her own concert specials. |
0:17.0 | Please welcome Maria Bamford. |
0:26.0 | Oh, you guys is 2016. |
0:28.0 | And I really need to find a way to show people |
0:31.0 | how much I love them despite all my words and actions. |
0:37.0 | My beloved husband has noticed that I like to |
0:40.0 | tear open packages of food, take caps off beverages |
0:43.0 | and leave it out and around. |
0:46.0 | And he said very kindly, very sweetly, why? |
0:51.0 | And I said because I'm a raccoon. |
0:54.0 | I need to get in there, get what's good. |
0:57.0 | Be on my way. |
1:00.0 | Oh, but what if it goes bad, what if you get sick? |
1:03.0 | Were you not listening when I just mentioned that I'm a raccoon? |
1:06.0 | I can digest ceiling tile. |
1:09.0 | I just need to fill this up. |
1:12.0 | Get back to the river with my friends. |
1:15.0 | Did you just bring an old salad to bed? |
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