Serving the Full Fantasy (w/ Creme Fatale)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2020
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Drag queen & makeup artist Creme Fatale joins Nicole to discuss dating horror stories, how to leave a bad date fast, why aren't there any lady gloryholes, and makeup.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:26.5 | A podcast or a meaner cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:29.9 | Even though you could start a full-blown stealing operation with cars and call me fast and furious. |
| 0:41.4 | Oh boy, I'm running out of these little intros. |
| 0:44.9 | Maybe I'll start writing them. |
| 0:45.9 | I don't know anyway. |
| 0:47.9 | Today, my guest is a fabulous drag queen, a fabulous makeup artist. |
| 0:53.9 | I'm very excited. |
| 0:54.9 | It's Creme Fata. |
| 0:56.9 | Hi. |
| 0:57.9 | Hi, hi, Creme. |
| 0:58.9 | Thank you so much for doing this. |
| 1:00.9 | Thank you for having me. |
| 1:02.9 | I have been following you for such a long time. |
| 1:05.9 | You're such a talented makeup artist. |
| 1:08.9 | Thank you. |
| 1:09.9 | My God. |
| 1:10.9 | Good. |
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