Serving the Full Fantasy (w/ Creme Fatale)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Drag queen & makeup artist Creme Fatale joins Nicole to discuss dating horror stories, how to leave a bad date fast, why aren't there any lady gloryholes, and makeup. Check out Creme Fetale's YouTube channel here: youtube.com/channel/UCJS8an0aBA9NfTBku95UOtw For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8Epu Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:26.5	A podcast or a meaner cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:29.9	Even though you could start a full-blown stealing operation with cars and call me fast and furious.
0:41.4	Oh boy, I'm running out of these little intros.
0:44.9	Maybe I'll start writing them.
0:45.9	I don't know anyway.
0:47.9	Today, my guest is a fabulous drag queen, a fabulous makeup artist.
0:53.9	I'm very excited.
0:54.9	It's Creme Fata.
0:56.9	Hi.
0:57.9	Hi, hi, Creme.
0:58.9	Thank you so much for doing this.
1:00.9	Thank you for having me.
1:02.9	I have been following you for such a long time.
1:05.9	You're such a talented makeup artist.
1:08.9	Thank you.
1:09.9	My God.
1:10.9	Good.
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