Healthcare (w/ Langston Kerman)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Actor and comedian Langston Kerman (Insecure, The Boys) joins Nicole to discuss her recent broken ankle and awkward brush with healthcare. He also shares the perks of dating long distance, how to attract chucklefuckers, and how he used the '36 Questions That Lead to Love' to open up to his wife. Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:26.0	You date me a podcast or a medical buyer tries to figure out, oh, how I'm still single.
0:35.0	Even though you could steal all my weaves and leave me ballheaded, my guest today, oh boy, he's been on so many things, he's a stand-up, he's so funny, he's been on the boys, which I consumed in very little time.
0:51.0	Bless this mess, you're not a monster, Southside, Sherman Showcase, ooh, you were Sherman Showcase, I never got around to watching it and I really wanted to and I liked all those commercials and insecure, ooh, and high maintenance.
1:03.0	It's thanks to Carmen.
1:06.0	Yeah, this is exciting.
1:09.0	I should say to the people listening, I broke my ankle yesterday and I'm on drugs.
1:17.0	My, my, my has Nicole been struggling with basic functions.
1:24.0	It's a great time. I'm having a blast.
1:27.0	Witness me, try to X out of a program and that's like easy.
1:31.0	I was sharing my screen on the Zoom and I just couldn't figure it out and I just started to giggle.
1:36.0	No.
1:37.0	Yeah, we all had to get involved in a way that felt like maybe this is going to be a permanent thing in your life that now you're going to need like a helper.
1:46.0	I mean, maybe I kind of already have helpers.
1:51.0	My roommate, John and his, and the nice man who lives with me, they've been truly helping me so much.
1:58.0	They like turned down my bed last night.
2:01.0	They called 911.
2:03.0	So I'll tell you what happened.
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