Service Request #5: Dude, Where's My Car?
99% Invisible
SiriusXM Podcasts and Roman Mars
4.8 • 28.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I thought my car had been stolen, which I was like, does that even happen? I guess it does, but, you know, my car is really old. It's like 2011 Mazda 6, so I really didn't know why anyone would want to take that car. |
| 0:17.3 | This is Kelly Prime. We work together at 99PI and she lives in Brooklyn. |
| 0:22.6 | And not too long ago, she had an experience that shook her. |
| 0:27.2 | She and her friends had been out for the day in Coney Island, |
| 0:30.3 | and they were stopping to get some takeout on the way home. |
| 0:33.2 | They were looking for a place to park, not too far from the restaurant. |
| 0:37.1 | And, you know, this is Brooklyn, so there's not a lot of parking available. |
| 0:42.0 | And all the street parking looked like it was filled up. |
| 0:45.5 | But on the right-hand side, we come upon this brightly lit, beautiful, empty parking lot in front of a 7-Eleven. |
| 0:55.1 | Perfect. |
| 0:55.6 | Like, irresistible, it sounds like. |
| 0:57.9 | Irresistible, an oasis, allure, some might say. |
| 1:03.4 | So we parked in the parking lot, pulled up, only car there. |
| 1:08.7 | What a miracle. |
| 1:10.0 | And just ran out into the supermarket and spent |
| 1:13.1 | probably like, you know, 15 minutes grabbing our stuff. They came back out, went to the 7-Eleven |
| 1:18.7 | parking lot, and the car wasn't there. Disappeared. The car was gone. And I was sort of in denial for a second. I was like, well, |
| 1:29.7 | surely. Like, I just, I'm not that great at remembering where I parked anyway, but it's not a big |
| 1:34.1 | lot and it's super brightly lit and there's no cars there. So she and her friends went into the 7-Eleven |
| 1:40.7 | to ask if anyone had seen anything. We go to the register and we're like, |
| 1:47.2 | I think our car just got stolen. |
| 1:49.8 | Did you see anyone steal a car? |
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