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Pappy's Flatshare

Series 7, Episode 5 (Lay The Table)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Rose Matafeo and John Robins join Pappy's for a bumper episode - so bumper in fact that it is arriving at your ears more than a month late! Sorry! It's many attractions include impromptu Bill Withers singing, Rose drawing a blanc, John eulogising about Marie Rose sauce, Matthew threatening to call the whole show off if people don't behave, Ben misbehaving and Beef Brothers getting a little bit too 'real' for Tom.Huge thanks to everyone who has donated money to Flatshare Slamdown - it is very very much appreciated. If you'd like to join them you can do so here:https://www.comedy.co.uk/pfs/donateAnd as ever, your word-of-mouth help thrusting the show into potential new listeners' peripheral vision is also brilliant - thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Bills, they don't always have to be bad.

0:03.0

Imagine bills with no hidden fees.

0:06.0

Bills with low prices on the latest phones,

0:10.0

bills that save you from that new foam fomo.

0:14.0

Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.

0:18.0

Leave bad bills behind and switch to Giff Gaff for the latest phones at low monthly prices. Giff Gaff are up to good.

0:27.0

Terms apply see giftGaff.com slash terms. Hello, this is Matthew, one of those three lovable rogues that you know as Papies.

0:41.2

Welcome to the brand new episode. Apologies it's a little late. It

0:45.8

should have been out last month, but it wasn't. We are all very busy.

0:50.3

Specifically, producer Ben is working on a job that actually pays in money,

0:54.0

so it wasn't able to get it to you in time,

0:57.0

but don't worry, we'll make up for it by putting two out this month,

1:00.0

which seems like a good deal until you realize that it's actually just

1:04.0

the same deal as we would have given you had we put it out last month. Two in

1:08.0

in October, none in September, it's still one a month. So apologies for that,

1:11.7

especially considering that so many of you have been so

1:15.8

wonderfully generous and kind and donated to the podcast. Yeah, so many people have already

1:21.8

given us some money and we repay that by a month of complete inactivity.

1:27.0

My huge apologies for that.

1:29.0

If you haven't donated to the podcast and you would like to, you think yeah I could do with a few more

1:35.3

months. Pappi's not delivering us a podcast that's certainly worth a few pounds.

1:39.8

In fact the more money we make our pledge now the more money you donate the less

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