Series 7, Episode 4 (Stained Carpet)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2017

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Josh Widdicombe and Joe Wilkinson are Pappy's guests in a show recorded in June 2015 which Producer Ben has been psyching himself up to edit ever since. It features the first ever live Quickfire Round jingle, a couple of good games and a vat full of white wine. Also watch out for evolutionary biologist Simon Watt making an impromptu appearance as a cricket-style 'runner', assisting one of the teams when the official house guest becomes somewhat debilitated! Simon was at the recording having earlier made a fully planned guest appearance on the Series 6, Episode 2 of Do The Right Thing (https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/dotherightthing/series6_2/), Producer Ben's other podcast. If you'd like to throw a bit of money at Flatshare Slamdown we'll be very grateful indeed and you can do so here: https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/flatshare_slamdown/donate/ Of course, any word-of-mouth help publicising the show in general is also brilliant - thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
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0:10.0	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
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0:27.0	Terms apply see giftgaff.com slash terms. Greetings
0:41.0	listener dear, it is I, Tom, the only housemate in the flat at the moment. But I'm just here to introduce this month's episode which is a personal
0:45.1	favorite of mine purely because it got so completely messy. It's a very drunken episode. So drunken,
0:51.5	producer Ben has waited until now to try and wrangle it into shape
0:55.7	and before we get into the episode I would just like to talk to you briefly about
1:00.9	gold gold not the catchphrase that is sweeping the country, but actually
1:06.8	we just need to say that the jamboree is in a small bit of bother. It just needs a little bit more financing. So what we're saying is if you enjoy
1:16.4	flat share slam down, if you've enjoyed it for years, we put out, we think, 45 episodes
1:21.2	and we're going to continue putting episodes out at least until the end of this year.
1:24.8	If you enjoy the podcast then feel free to donate and send us a bit of gold, gold, gold. We have an address. It is comedy.co.
1:35.2	UK. slash PFS.
1:37.0	forward slash donate. Thank you so much for your donation so far.
1:40.3	Right. I'm off to wrangle with this drunken episode and sort out the stain in the carpet.
1:47.0	Tom, Ben, which one of you would stain the carpet?
1:54.7	Well, Mathieu, you kept going on about having a stained window,
1:58.0	thought this was more achievable.
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