Hello everybody and welcome to the flats and shanks podcast. I'm the flats half. He is the

shankers half half well you're probably a bit more than half aren't you you're probably

like three quarters no you're just larger than life aren't you 64 E because of the body weight

light up a room can't you when you get when you get out of the way the window what's that

coffin of the background who's coughing oh I'm just I'm just I'm no I'm a caring

for the elderly okay caring for the elderly there is an agent coca-spaniel shit to mix next to

me and I think he's on his he's on his last legs he's three legged but he's on his last three legs

better off doing it for him mate now give me a second I don't know right now we're back from that

he's gone like I am legend oh down I know just to clarify and just make sure everyone knows that

you haven't just killed the dog all right there's one of his last legs I'll speak to myself thanks

it needed doing hey how are you boy I'm trying to fill out a census at the moment a census

Johnson oh take so much time so much time sex yes please male religion Jedi oh yeah I've got to

do five of us have a five family man oh fella I'll be putting it off I'll put it off and now someone

knocked at the door actually recently obviously going around the neighborhood saying have you

filled in your senses yeah like no I'll do it now go on then I'll watch no yeah chill out also I've

been trying to frost my fridge I'm in nightmare my fridge I'm in nightmare hang on defrost your fridge

it's not freezer yeah that is the point mate you've got it on the wrong number fella no I haven't

caught on the wrong number fella I knew you'd offer an opinion being like a word for Samsung

and everything you have absolutely no idea excuse me I excuse me I serviced a freezer and a washing

machine yesterday how did it it's not some sort of Swedish movie I know what you like a theme

night at your house I serviced a freezer yesterday I don't want to know I text me make down the

plumber and said mate can you get magnets new magnets because the fridge the freezer door won't

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