I'm Ritt and I don't own clothes presented the chat.

Oh, hi, interesting name.

I was actually going to ask you if you don't mind talking to someone that's, you know,

naked. No, no. I'm in a bit of a chipper mood today, to be honest. Like, I'm happy. I'm curious,

like. What are you curious about? Well, I just, I just think I'm always, you know, a little bit

surprised by people's usernames in the UK fishing chat rooms.

Look, listen, I'm not going to get my clothes wet, am I?

No, no, you're not, no.

You've got a boyfriend.

You tell me about yourself first.

Divorced. A lot of wanking in my life.

You know what, good for you.

If it wasn't working out, you have made

the right choice for everybody involved. Okay? Good on you. Yeah, it was a lot of reasons,

really, but I just don't think we were right for each other. You should know something, though.

What? I don't do many one-night stands, do you what I mean? I like the one-on-one.

You know, I like to build like a relationship. You know, the sex isn't good for me if it's just one-night.

But one thing that you do need to know about me is that I do feel the need to come every day, hence all the wanking.

Yeah, it's completely understandable.

Do you masturbate much?

Chronically.

Really hot.

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