My name's Poppy Hillstad.

I've got a splitting headache.

This is a podcast where I go into chat rooms

and then me and a couple of fellows act out the conversations I've had.

Let's do it. Let's get on with it.

Real conversations

re-enacted

for you.

Hang on, hang on.

I don't want a normal bog standard opening for series four, okay?

Need something a bit more hardcore.

Give up for all the listeners living in Lincolnshire, Clefork Forbes, Mabel Forb, Skagnesh, Skidworth,

Grantham, maybe not Grantham actually.

Actually, yeah, Grantham's fine because it's not your fault that Fatcher was born there. The original Poppy Hillstad. Well, big up! Alright? Fox standard sex chat room

Fishing chat rooms

Magic chat rooms

Sci-fi chat rooms

Bus it

Bus it

Break it down Put your hands up where I can see it. Bus it.

Break it down.

Put your hands up where I can see them.

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