My name is Sam Walton and in my opinion the greatest injustices in modern-day sport are that David Flatman was never picked for lions.

I can't say this boys. Read it. Sam read it.

And that Thomas George Crèl in Shanklin wasn't Wales captain instead of me.

So hard was it?

Carl?

Ladies and gentlemen, his flats and shanks enjoy the show.

Hello everybody and welcome to episode four of our weekly podcast. My name is Thomas George Crèl in Shanklin.

Hello! My name is Thomas George. Hello. I'm David Flatman. Hi Tom.

Hi Dave, you okay boy?

Yeah, okay boy.

Yeah.

Your hello, your hello was like, I thought you were going to do three of them and turn into a copney policeman from the 80s.

That's a hello, isn't it?

Yes.

Don't ruin my joke.

Was it joke?

Yeah, it meant to be funny.

You alright?

I'm alright, so you are worried about how's it going?

Yeah, I mean we should explain that this is the second time we've done a podcast this week.

We did one yesterday which would have been Monday and it's still Monday.

But unfortunately the sound was so bad that we've had to can it because we're perfectionists.

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