Series 3, Episode 2

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2011

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Series 3, Show 2 and somehow we've survived the Rapture, which has ruined Rich's plan to not write a script. We have a visit from a President and a future mayor and somebody's disembodied anus and from someone who would have made more of an impact had the news not somehow overtaken the show. I knew it was written too far in advance. Emma is worried about her parents, Christian pleased that his songs are being put to video and Dan is back, unsure what the worst thing about losing his child might be. There's another absorbing moral maze and Rich is also trapped in a toilet with a lake of piss. Business as usual.

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me to me
0:04.4	as it occurs to me
0:05.0	as it occurs to me
0:08.0	and please welcome the man it's all occurred to
0:12.0	Richard Herring.
0:14.0	Oh yeah, you know you like it.
0:19.0	You know you like it that way, baby.
0:22.0	Hello, welcome to yet another episode
0:24.8	of the internet stand-up and sketch show
0:26.4	that all the baby massages are calling Aartima!
0:29.7	Stop massaging babies, you massive perverts. What's wrong with you?
0:35.0	He would be sick.
0:37.0	Regular listeners will know that I work very hard on the scripts for this show.
0:40.0	Usually starting work the second the previous week's recording is finished.
0:44.5	But this week that seemed pointless because of course Saturday was the rapture.
0:48.4	The world as we knew it would be over, the worthy would be literally sucked off naked to heaven.
0:54.0	The evil would be set by earthquakes and fire,
0:57.0	and they'd be little core for a half-ars shit and spunk-obsessed
1:00.0	unless it did stand up on a sketch.
1:02.0	God was going to take all the religious people into heaven
1:04.0	and leave the world for the rest of us.
1:05.0	Which is a win-win situation as far as I'm concerned.
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