Series 3, Episode 1

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2011

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

It's Series 3 Episode 1 and one of the regular cast has gone missing, but there are super injunctions and conspiracy theories flying around as to where he or she might be. Plus since the last show Richard has won an award and lost at Mastermind and had to address whether he is real or imaginary. The nation is obsessed with certain parts of Pippa Middleton, but how far and how specific will this obsession be allowed to get? And what will happen if the cast revisit the Oxford Revue of 1988 and the ghosts that still haunt them? Were they funny then? Are they funny now? And in a new feature we lose ourselves in the moral maze to find out the ethics of floor Quavers. We also dare to reveal the truth about the super injunctions that other outlets will only do anonymously. Ah, it's good to be back. Really. Nearly all good. Guest starring Ben Moor.

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me.
0:09.0	And please welcome the man it's all occurred to Richard Hurry!
0:12.0	Hurry!
0:13.0	Yes!
0:17.0	Oh yeah!
0:18.0	Oh yes, he can't, didn't kill me last year. Okay, hold on, I hold on it for a second though. I thought I didn't have to do these anymore.
0:27.0	At the end of the last series, it was revealed that I was an imaginary character, and this show was just a marketing excise to advertise Ben Gold acres all year
0:35.1	around Christmas cake and the show was going to be presented by Lembit
0:38.9	from now on.
0:39.9	No, didn't you know it turned out that was just a dream?
0:42.6	Oh, so I'm not imaginary?
0:45.6	No, it was just a dream.
0:47.0	A dream, a beautiful dream.
0:50.0	I wish I was dead.
0:52.0	Curse you, God, what did I do to offend thee?
0:55.0	Oh yeah, it was the whole Christ on the bike thing, yeah.
0:58.0	Fair enough.
0:59.0	Anyway, welcome to the Lesser Square Theatre for the first episode in the third series of the half-asked
1:04.2	internet stand-up and sketch show that all the dead plankers are calling Aiotomy!
1:10.9	And if you haven't heard the show before, then this really isn't the place to start
1:14.8	Go back and listen to all the other episodes first you massive cockhole
1:18.7	We'll wait for you. It's all right. We'll wait until you've we'll just wait here till you've listened to the other 22 episodes.
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