Guys, it's hard. It's hard doing this podcast, right?

I've been getting all these really intense headaches and

shit all the time. So I thought I'm going to take myself down to Speck Savers and I'm going to

see if it's something to do with my eyes. So I go down there and the optician asked me,

have you been looking at screens a lot? And I say, yeah, of course I've been looking at screens a lot. I do a podcast where I go into chat rooms and then have real conversations with real people. Of course I've been looking at screens. Every time I shut my eyes, I'm seeing balloon fetish chat rooms, clown chat rooms, bog standard sex chat rooms. It's mad. I'm getting no natural light. I'm like a mole.

I'm turning into a pale mole.

I freaked her out, but basically she said that I need to go outside and get some vitamin D. And you know what?

I got up and I stormed out. Because she didn't get what I'm trying to do for this country, right?

She doesn't understand me. Nobody does. She doesn't care about the podcast. All she cares about

is fucking eyesight. And it's sad.

But then I was thinking, right, she is actually onto something.

Because I could be outside and I could still be in a chat room on my phone.

So I could walk around and still be connected to a little bog standard sex

chat room. And then I was thinking, what if people in chat rooms could like control me? I could

be like an outdoor poppy robot. And they could take me on a little adventure.

And then that way, I can still work on my podcast and get a little bit of the good old

sunny D in my veins. So that's what I'm thinking, you know, this could be great. I'm going to take

the podcast outside.

We're going to do it.

Let's get on with it.

Let's take this podcast outside and I'll be a big old poppy podcast walking robot.

I'm going to be controlled by people in chat rooms.

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