My name's Poppy Hillstad.

I'm completely nude.

This is a podcast where I go into chat rooms

and then me and a couple of fellows act out the conversations I've had.

Let's do it. Let's get on with it.

Real Conversations. Let's get on with it. Real conversations

re-enacted

for you.

Poppy Hilstead has entered the chat.

Magicians. Just like everyone else in the world, I find magicians not only mysterious, but hot a F. You know what, let's ditch the podcast.

I think I might have a new career idea.

I'd make a really good magician, I reckon.

I think all I need to do is come up with a stage name and then kind of work out how to do some massive tricks that will blow everyone's mind.

And yeah, and then I just need to force out a little goatee from my chin and pretty much sorted, isn't it?

Okay, let's find a magic chat room. Let's have a gander.

Let's get on with it.

Magic chat room.

Oh, okay, yeah, looks a bit mystical in here.

Magic Marcus has entered the chat.

Hey?

Oh, hello.

So, what kind of magic are you into?

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